Lunch with the Dead

If I could eat with anyone in history, I would eat with a Caveman. I chose a caveman because, they are very interesting. First I would get a time machine and go back to the past when cavemen were alive. All of a sudden I am wearing fillthy mammoth skin. I see drawings on the walls of an enormous cave. They are mostly animals like sheep, deer, and mammoths. Stop, wait I hear footsteps, oh it is just a caveman. I say " Hello!" and my response is " Ugh, Ugh!". I didn't know what that ment so I said " English Please!" and he said " Ugh, Ugh!". So I sat down with him and taught him to speak English. He said " Earlier I was trying to ask you who you are and wear you come from?". I said " Well I am from the future and my name is Makayla.". He said " Oh!" and then his stomach rumbled, then he asked me if I would like some lunch and I said yes.

We ate mammoth as we asked questions about each other. I asked him what the cave drawings were for and he said that they liked to re-live the moments of great victory for them. I said oh well I will tell the people in the future that they were wrong. He said no just let them be wrong I don't want anyone to know about our little talk because they might think that they can come back and talk to us. Oh would that make you mad? He said ya and then our lives would be ruined with all the press and everything. Yep well I have got to go so bye Mr. Caveman and he said bye and left.