Lunch with the Dead

If I could eat with anyone in history, I would eat with a Caveman. I chose a caveman because, they are very interesting. First I would get a time machine and go back to the past when cavemen were alive. All of a sudden I am wearing fillthy mammoth skin. I see drawings on the walls of an enormous cave. They are mostly animals like sheep, deer, and mammoths. Stop, wait I hear footsteps, oh it is just a caveman. I say " Hello!" and my response is " Ugh, Ugh!". I didn't know what that ment so I said " English Please!" and he said " Ugh, Ugh!". So I sat down with him and taught him to speak English. He said " Earlier I was trying to ask you who you are and wear you come from?". I said " Well I am from the future and my name is Makayla.". He said " Oh!" and then his stomach rumbled, then he asked me if I would like some lunch and I said yes.

We ate mammoth as we asked questions about each other. I asked him what the cave drawings were for and he said that they liked to re-live the moments of great victory for them. I said oh well I will tell the people in the future that they were wrong. He said no just let them be wrong I don't want anyone to know about our little talk because they might think that they can come back and talk to us. Oh would that make you mad? He said ya and then our lives would be ruined with all the press and everything. Yep well I have got to go so bye Mr. Caveman and he said bye and left.

My Favorite TV show

My favorite T.V. show is Spongebob Squarepants. I like it because it is awesome. I like all of the characters such as Pearl, Mr. Krabbs, Spongebob, Patrick, Gary, Sandy, and of course Squidward. My favorite character is Patrick because he is chubby and cute. He lives under a rock which just makes him better and he is mentally challanged. Sometimes I feel sorry for him because doesn't understand most things but, he is still cute.

My favorite episode is Pretty Patties. That is when Mr. Krabbs needs an idea to improve the Krusty Krab but, he won't listen to Spongebob. Then Spongebob finally gets his attention and Mr. Krabbs listens to his idea and thinks it is a joke. ( His idea was to make Krabby Patties colorful and name them Pretty Patties.) So then he cries and goes to talk to Patrick and Patrick is standing mad. Spongebob asked him why he was mad and Patrick told him that he could not see his forehead. Spongebob said he was mad because had a good idea. Patrick said that he had one too and told him his invention was called inflatable pants. Then Spongebob said that his was Pretty Patties and Patrick said forget about my dumb idea, yours is great. In the end Mr. Krabbs takes over the Pretty Pattie Stand and gives Spongebob the key to the Krusty Krab so, Spongbob went to the restrant and rubbed the pickles together to make a squeaky sound. Finally the people that bought the Pretty Patties made a riot because the people changed colors according to what color of Pretty Patties they bought. Well that is the end of my story on Spongebob Squarepants. Bye!